一些好耍的台词
Helen：Ihopeyoudon'tfeeloddoranythingbecauseyouarewearingawoman'srobe.Bob:Oh,no,notatall.InfactIwasjustthinkingIlookjustlike,um,JackLemmomdidinthatmovie...wherehedresseduplikeagirl,remember?Helen：我希望你不要觉得奇怪因为你穿着女人的睡袍。Bob：噢一点都不。实际上我觉得我看起来像，额，杰克.莱蒙的那部电影，就是他打扮成女孩子，记得吗？（托尼.柯蒂斯你就这样致敬你在《热情似火》中的好基友是么。。。）Helen：Youknow,whenyousmilelikethat,you*do*looklikeJackLemon!Helen：你知道吗，当你那样（猥琐地）笑，你“的确”很像杰克.莱蒙。。。==FrankLutherBroderick:Girls,look!It'smywife.Sheusedtoworkhere.Shemarriedtheboss.See?Ifyou'renicetome,maybeyoucanmarryme.Frank（很激动地）：姑娘们快看！这是我老婆，她曾经在这里工作。她嫁给了老版，看吧！如果你们对我好，工作得称职，也许你们将来也可以嫁给我！Bob：Helen,Imustseeyou.Havelunchwithme.Helen:Iwillnothavelunchwithyou.Bob:Why,aren'tyouhungry?Bob:Helen我必须见你，和我一起吃午饭吧。Helen：我不会和你一起吃午饭。Bob：为毛啊，你难道不会饿吗。。（一脸呆萌。。。）Bob：I'llkillmyself,I'llcometoyourofficeandI'llkillmyself...Thenmeetmeinapublicplace,somewherewhereIcan'tpossiblybehavethewayIwantto..Howaboutthezoo？我会自杀，我会到你的办公室自杀！。。。那就和我在公共场所约好，一个我不会做出这种行为的地方。。。动物园咋样？？Sylvia:You'retryingtotellmethatFrankhastwowives?Helen:(摇头，比了一个3的手势)Sylvia:NowanderIdon'thaveanyclothes.(一脸呆萌地说)：难怪我都没啥衣服穿。。。。Helen：AndIwasalmostfourth.(我差点就成第4个了。。)Helen:...Yourhusbandisaverysickman.Sylvia:Yeah,he'sabouttopassaway.Helen:你的丈夫是个很病态的人！Sylvia:(阴笑)是啊，他差不多快挂了。Sylvia:Operator,givemethepolice!Ofcourseit'sanemergency！Amanisgoingtobemurderedinafewminutesiftheydon'tsavehim!(这片最萌最喜感的就是Bacall啦哈哈~)HelenGurleyBrown:I'mgoingtoFiji,wherethewomenarewomenandthemenareworms!Helen：我要去富士山，那里女人都是女人男人都是蠕虫！（不解。。。）Rudy:Whereisthedriver?Sylvia:Ihadtothrowhimout.Gretchen:Bob,Bob!Slyvia:Frank,Frank!Rudy:Helen,Helen!Frank:Sylvia,Sylvia!Driver:Mytaxi,mytaxi!MotorcycleCop:Mymotorcycle,mymotorcycle!(场面还能更混乱点么。。。)MotorcycleCop:Iwanttoseeeverybody'slicense!Iwanttoseeyourdriver'slicense,pilotlicense,transportlicense,hangarlicense,buildinglicenseandseeyourlicenselicense.Andeverybodyeverywhereisunderarrest!其实还有好多好耍的台词，结合着演员的表演就更搞笑啦！除了最后的追车戏很搞笑以外，还有白考尔和方达的结婚纪念日，两人用很丑很别扭的姿势跳舞，在场所有人都像傻逼一样夸张地流眼泪，我直接笑晕~~~