Funny Lines-"That ain't the catch. It's the fun."
[WhenElsaleavesthelibrary,Babehesitates,andthenrunsafterher.Hefindsherassheisclimbingthestairstoherapartmentandmakessmalltalk,tryingtoprolongtheconversation.Whenshekeepswalkingaway,heburstsintoanhonestconfession]Babe:Look,I'msorryIstoleyourbook.ElsaOpel:What?Babe:Itookyourbookandputitunderneathmine.I,Ididn'tknowhowtotalktoyou,Iwasembarrassed,soItookyourbook.ElsaOpel:Aren'tyouembarrassednow?Babe:Yeah.I'm,I'mhumiliated.ElsaOpel:So,whydoyoupursuepeoplewhositatyourlibrarytable?Babe:Idon't.It'sjustthat...you'repretty.ElsaOpel:Ohh![Shesmilesandturnstowalkawayfromhimforabouttheseventhtime]Babe:Well,Ican'ttalkabouthowsmartyouare;Idon'tevenknowyou.Anyway,I'mdonelyingwithyou.ElsaOpel:Areyoualwayssoincompetentwithwomen?Babe:Oh,yes.Today'swayaboveaverageforme.ElsaOpel:Congratulations.[Sheisstillsmilingassheunlocksherdoortoleavehim]ElsaOpel:Goodnight.Babe:That'stoobad.Icouldmakeyousohappy.I'msmartasawhip;youwon'tmeetanotherthieflikemeinthelibraryagain.Comeon;whydon'tyousayyou'llseeme,huh?ElsaOpel:Allright.I'llseeyouagain.Butitwon'tcometoanything.Babe:Youcan'ttell.ElsaOpel:[wistfully]Yes,Ican.[Sheshutsherdoorinhisface]______________________________________Janeway:In1945,SzellletitbeknownaroundAuschwitzhecouldprovideescapeforanybodywhocouldpaytheprice.Hestartedoutwithgoldnaturally,butveryquicklyworkedhiswayuptodiamonds.Babe:Whydidyousay"naturally"whenyousaidhestartedwithgold?Janeway:SzellknockeditoutoftheJews'teethbeforeheburnedthem.Szellwasadentist.__________________________________Babe:Listen,Iwantyoutorobmyapartment.Melendez:[laughs]Why?Babe:Therearesomeguysoutthereafterme,Igotaguninmydeskdrawer,andIwantyoutogetmesomeclothes.Melendez:What'sinthereforme,man?Babe:IgotaTVset,Igotahi-fi,youcantakeitall.Doit.Melendez:What'sthecatch?Babe:Thecatchisit'sdangerous.Pleasedoit.Melendez:Thatain'tthecatch.It'sthefun.